Medical terms (Just For Laughs)

Posted by Mademoiselle Sophie , Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:51 PM

Docs...... take note :P


Artery -- The study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Bowel -- A letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose --Located nearby


Hikmah of the Day

Posted by Mademoiselle Sophie 9:31 PM

# Make the most of the last days of Ramadan. Remember to continue the goodness even after this blessed month. A sign of acceptance is when there has been positive changes in our lives that goes beyond the month. It is not befitting a true believer to return to his bad ways once we exit this blessed season. May the Almighty accept all our acts of worship and forgive us completely. Aameen..

# When praying or supplicating, we should not only think of ourselves but include family, relatives, communities and humanity at large. Praying for others has a direct effect upon our own goodness as the angels seek similar goodness for us. A prayer made for the one who is unaware that we are praying for him or her is the best. Always remember those who are suffering across the globe as a result of oppression, natural disaster or any other reason. May the Almighty bless them, ease their suffering and protect us all. Aameen..

# True believers will never let a day pass without being concerned about increasing their knowledge of the Revelation, becoming closer to their Maker and improving spirituality. We are most fortunate to be living in a technologically advanced world. We must make the most of technology at our disposal to learn the purest teachings, to choose the purest paths and prepare for the return to our Maker. Let us start now!

:: Mufti Ismail Menk ::

Yosh! ^_^

Hikmah of the Day

Posted by Mademoiselle Sophie , Wednesday, August 8, 2012 4:06 PM

Time will not wait for us no matter how healthy or wealthy we are.
People far healthier than us and wealthier have passed on and time is still ticking.
So never allow yourself to be deceived by your wealth or health.
Use your time wisely and be charitable.
Remember that every moment that goes by will never return, so make the most of it..

Whilst people in some parts of the world are dying of no food and drink, people in other parts are dying of too much food and drink. Be CHARITABLE..

"Sometimes in our stubbornness to have the whole loaf, we miss out on even the half that we had had access to "

:: Mufti Ismail Menk ::

the most precious things in life cannot be built by hand or bought by people~

Posted by Mademoiselle Sophie , Sunday, August 5, 2012 5:25 PM

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present “Seven Wonders of The World.” Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes: 

#Egypt's Great Pyramids
#the Taj Mahal
#the Grand Canyon
#the Panama Canal
#the Empire State Building,
#St. Peter's Basilica, and 
#China's Great Wall

While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, “Yes, a little. I couldn't make up my mind because there were so many.”

The teacher said, “Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help.”
The girl hesitated, then read, “I think the Seven Wonders of the World are:

To see, to hear, to touch, to taste, to feel, to laugh, to love."

The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. The things we overlook as simple and ordinary and that we take for granted are truly wondrous! A gentle reminder – that the most precious things in life cannot be built by hand or bought by people.

Miracles occur naturally as an expression of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.

A Course in Miracles

[POSTER] Nuzul Quran.

Posted by Mademoiselle Sophie 5:14 PM

Posted by Mademoiselle Sophie , Thursday, August 2, 2012 9:36 AM

And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives
Where we're gonna be when we turn 25
I keep thinking times will never change
Keep on thinking things will always be the same
But when we leave this year we won't be coming back
No more hanging out cause we're on a different track
And if you got something that you need to say
You better say it right now cause you don't have another day
Cause we're moving on and we can't slow down
These memories are playing like a film without sound
And I keep thinking of that night in July
I didn't know much of love
But it came too soon
And there was me and you
And then we got real cool
Stay at home talking on the telephone with me
We'd get so excited, then we'd get so scared
Laughing at our selves thinking life's not fair
And this is how it feels
As we go on we remember
All the times we had together and as our lives change come whatever 

we will still be Friends Forever...

Different sayings about love.

Posted by Mademoiselle Sophie , Wednesday, August 1, 2012 7:11 PM

Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect it. Love can make you happy but often it hurts, but love's only special when you give it to someone who is really worth it. So take your time and choose the best.

Love isn't about becoming somebody else's 'perfect person'. It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.

Never say "I love you" if you don't care. Never talk about feelings if they aren't there. Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart. Never look in the eye when all you do is lie. The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to catch her fall and it works both ways... :)

Love is not about "it's your fault", but "I'm sorry". Not "where are you", but "I'm right here". Not "how could you", but "I understand". Not "I wish you were", but "I'm thankful you are".

The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how good you are for each other.

Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them .

How to be in love: Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but not too persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, and get hurt but never keep the pain.

It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

Love hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how you feel . . 

A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in love, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and that you have wasted years on someone who wasn't worth it. If he/she isn't worth it now he's/she's not going to
be worth it a year or 10 years from now. Let go . . .

My wish for you is a man/woman whose love is honest, strong, mature, never-changing, uplifting, protective, encouraging, rewarding and unselfish.

Posted by Mademoiselle Sophie 6:02 PM

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.
And I never see my old friend's face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,
He knows I like him just as well,
As in the days when I rang his bell.
And he rang mine if, we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.
Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say "I will call on Jim"
"Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.
Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram, sir" "Jim died today."
And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.

Remember to always say what you mean. 

If you love someone, tell them. 
Don't be afraid to express yourself. 
Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. 
Because when you decide that it is the right time it might be too late. 
Seize the day. 
Never have regrets. 
And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.


Whatever you believe is what becomes your REALITY.

Posted by Mademoiselle Sophie 5:48 PM

Charlotte Davis Kasl

If you believe you can, you will.
If you believe you can't, you won't.
If you believe you are not lovable, you won't be.
If you believe you are not smart enough, you won't be.
If you believe you will die from your disease, you will.
If you believe you are not good enough, you never will be.
If you believe other people are against you, they will be.
If you believe money is more powerful than you are, it will be.
If you believe you have no influence over other people, you won't
If you believe other people are more powerful than you, they will be.

Whatever you believe is what becomes your REALITY.
When your self-identity and beliefs merge, differences feel threatening. You are likely to defend your turf, become righteous and angry, and possibly shame or abuse other people who see things differently.  When people adopt a belief--be it about religion, politics, sex roles, or whatever--as the one, correct belief, their minds get locked up in a rigid box, and other people with different beliefs are seen as the enemy.  And what do you do to the enemy?  Abuse them, shame them, hate them, or even kill them. . . .
Listen to your beliefs, think about how you learned them, and realize that they are not genetic, nor are they the "only way."  You are free to acquire new perspectives, to absorb new ideas, and to question everything you were taught to believe.  As your mind opens to exploration and change, you'll feel a new lightness and more joy.